Okay, you know what? Fuck this noise. I have other books. Books that aren't all about the relationship woes of the wimpiest succubus of all time. Books that don't have Madonna-Whore Complexes the size of Canada. Books that don't try to pass off creepy rape culture behavior like pressuring women into relationships--showing up at their apartments without permission, even!--as romantic and/or charming. Books that have characters who behave older than sixteen. Books that have actual plots, instead of the damned creatures of the dark underworld going out bowling and teaching people to swing dance. Books that don't have extremely obvious bad guys. Books that don't try to pass off selfish dickheads as shy, scatterbrained artists. I really enjoyed the Vampire Academy books and I'm not ashamed to admit it. This? This is TERRIBLE. I do not have the patience for this nonsense.